He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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