Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Dignity is for republicans.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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