Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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