I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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