Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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