I skipped work to stalk him.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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