what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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