you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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