This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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