omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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