Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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