In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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