i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
