dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I would fuck him just for his dog
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