Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
