Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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