yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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