therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
