No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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