It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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