this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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