I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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