I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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