Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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