no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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