32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
please don't ironically join a cult
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