She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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