Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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