The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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