grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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