Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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