Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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