it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Boobs speak an international language.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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