Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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