Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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