And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
you're hired as official boob wrangler
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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