Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
