Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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