i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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