A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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