and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Oh god it's open bar.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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