ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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