Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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