I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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