I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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