I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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