What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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