that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
