Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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