What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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