I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you win again, gameday.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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