What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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