Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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