i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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